There's a reason that Kenin doesn't drink at Cutty, and that reason is because somebody has drank all his Captain.
The last time we were there, I saw my brother drinking a gatorade and I said "Hey Mikey, you never drink gatorade?"
To which he replied, "Why it's my new cocktail made with TDF's Captain Morgan and gatorade."
I said "What do you call this monstrosity?"
He said "I call it Captain Gay."
