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Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a
> break in their soon-to-be new store.
>
> As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
> shelves set up.
>
> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some
> idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the
> window, and ask what we're selling.'
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
> enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a
> peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked, 'What might
> ye be sellin' here?'
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're
> selling a**-holes.'
>
>
> Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,
> 'You're doin' well ... only two left!'
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