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Subject: THE FRENCH
Subject: French jokes doing the rounds today...
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> > How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
> > Nobody knows, they have never tried it.
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> > The French have just ordered a new national flag.
> > It's a white cross on a white background.
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> > Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysées?
> > So the Germans could march in the shade.
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> > Where do you find 60million French jokes?
> > In France.
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> > What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup
> > squad?
> > A Wonderbra has decent support, and a cup.
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> > What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
> > You can make soldiers out of toast.
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> > Define confusion.
> > Father's Day in Paris.
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> > What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
> > Philippe Flop
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> > What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
> > To say 'I surrender' in German.
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> > Why was Jesus not born in France?
> > Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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> > A British, American and French soldier were offered a wish each by a
> > genie
> > after rubbing a lamp they found while training in the desert.
> > The British soldier said: 'I want to be in the Bahamas with a Page 3
> > girl.'
> > The American said: 'I want to be in Hawaii with a hula dancer and a
> > crate of beer.'
> > After they were whisked off, the French soldier thought for a moment and
> > said: 'I wish the Brit and American were here to help me decide.'
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> > Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the
> > landlord
> > said: 'How did that happen?'
> > The parrot said: 'It all started as a little pimple on my bottom.'
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> > Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris?
> > Because every time they go off, people start trying to surrender.
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> > Why do the French eat snails?
> > It gives them speedier reactions.
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> > When East and West Germany got back together there were talks to
> > relocate
> > the capital city . . .
> > . . . back to Paris.
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> > What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
> > The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
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> > In a rare show of bravery, a French soldier answered an order from his
> > Commanding officer and ran out on to the field of battle, in the line of
> > fire, to
> > retrieve a despatch case from a dead soldier and dashed back to his HQ.
> > The officer said: 'I'm recommending you for a medal for risking your
> > life
> > to save the details of the locations of our secret warehouses.'
> > 'Warehouses?' said the soldier. 'Sacré bleu! I thought you said
> > whorehouses.'
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