I'm gonna try that approach..
EPO: Sir...it appears that that striper measures 33 7/8"
SKW: I'm not going to cooperate in your investigation...I believe it's tainted by EPO bias!
Repub. Reality
EPO: OK sir...we'll let that slide this time (wink wink) I was being a little unfair in my investigation.
My Reality
EPO: Give me the keys to your boat and truck and put your hands behind your back.
