[Crafty Angler]

Originally Posted by Flaptail

If I were you I would get yourself to the nearest church and while lying prostrate before the altar and pary to Gog on high to remove these evil thoughts from your soul while repeating the holy mantra of the plug fisherman,

"Oh Lord, My God, the only one true God, I lay before you beseaching thy divine providence (not Rhode Island) and give me the strength to resist the temptation , unlike Adam, the first man who many believe falsely was created, in a garden in Narragansett, to taste the forbidden fruit of the eel, that wicked wicked serpent, whom does tempt all fishers to sell thier immortal soul to easier ways and thereby become loathsome unto you oh Lord, for only you know that by forsaking that evil serpent and accepting that the one true way to your kingdom is to take the wood, the same wood that carried your son home to you, the same wood that he suffered and died upon for our salvation, and to fashion from it the likeness of your most wonderful creatures of the deep and from that and guided by your hands on mine at my lathe, as your son once did in Nazareth, cast it into thy most wonderful sea, and take that seas most wonderous inhabitant, created by your goodness and care, the Striped Bass, as it should be rightly taken and then once taken released to live again with the memory of it's splendor and your righteous glory"

Amen

Try it, what the F()ck do you have to loose?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, these Sand People are a nutty bunch...