Dear Salty.
My Birthday wish is to place one birthday candle in your belly button..
AFTER I decorate it with chocolate frosting.
Then.... oh yes... Then and only then will I blow it out with a fine wind that only can be described as a noxious, sulfurous gas created by a fine vintage of Ikea meatballs and gravy...
mwuuuaaa haaaaa hhaaaaaaaa.
