How about Heffenreffer?
I used to live across from the brewery as a kid.
The fun part was those puzzles under the cap.
Our policy was that you couldn't move on to your next beer until you solved the current beer cap puzzle.
I leaned on a couple of occaisions why it was call "the green monster".
I stick with my earlier choice of RR, and I'll go as far as saying that any kind of Bud gives me the heaves. I do agree that Coors/Coors light are glorified donkey pee.
How about those cheap beer nights in our youth with others like Keystone, Lowenbrau, Naragansett, Schlitz? I can feel the bile rising as I type.

