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Old 11-14-2008, 07:27 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by johnny ducketts View Post
I've been told by the dr's, that the wife's baby could come any day now, I guess I'll be sitting by the door this weekend with the bags packed and ready.
Don't do that, man. Your life is about to change forever. Take her to the best restaurant you can afford, order her a romantic dinner, gaze into her eyes......at which time her water will break, all hell will break loose, and 24 hours later you'll be standing there exhausted, deliriously happy, scared out of your wits, smack in the middle of the biggest miracle you could ever imagine. Enjoy.
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