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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will
have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The
old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last
request, Dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly.
Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe. "But I thought you hated
Joe," she said. With his last breath he said "I do!"
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Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by
this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm
certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell
you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you
know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" he
man anxiously says, "Yes." Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
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