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Maybe toss some meat scraps and doggie treats on HIS lawn, that way HIS dog and every other carnivore in the area will make a b-line for the treats.
Or (if it were possible) get canine estrus (dog in heat) lure and spray the dog. That will drive every male in town to his doorstop, and whether his dog is female or not, they'll all try to mount him/here.
"It's a doggy tow-truck!"
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