[Swimmer]

At noontime a clerk calls the station and says, "do you want to hear something funny?" Like I can hang the phone up after saying no. Clerk goes on to tell me about a fmelae customer who drove through the drive-up and didn't get the correct bagel in the bag along with her coffee order. Customer parks out front and comes in store steaming mad. Customer then hops over counter grabs the bagel she actually ordered and then left, never leaving the wrong bagel, screaming t the clerk the whole time, "you never get my f...ing order right".

I have to send officer. He speaks with the bagel thief at her house, happens to be my old house. Then goes and speaks with clerk. All things are squared away. When the clerk was telling me the story initially all I could think of was Bigfish. If the perp was nasty she could have been charged.