Thread: DEAR ABBY
View Single Post
Old 12-14-2008, 08:33 PM   #28
Gary
The Bawston Whalah
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 223
Don't ask how I know this, but MSG (Monosodium Glutamate) when wet smells like a female dog in heat to dogs that is. Copious amounts of this around the offending neighbor's property will attract every stray male dog in the neighborhood.

It realy is not the dog's falt.

But if you feel it is get some PICKLED Habanero peppers, fresh ones do not work as well and grind them up and mix them with some old hamburger or whatevers clever, the offending mut will have exploding a$$hole syndrom

Or to end the pooch, take an industrial sponge, wet it and ball it up with string and let it dry soak it in hot bacon grease, let it cool, remove the string. I don't need to explain the rest.
Gary is offline   Reply With Quote