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Republicans = Teach a man to Fish, and when he can catch a thousand fish then put him to work on their boat. Where they will now give him 200 fish and keep 800 for themselves, but when he only catches 900 fish they give him 100 fish and keep 800 fish, and when he only catches 800 fish they tell him sorry can't give you any fish...and keep 800 for themselves.....then they'll show all they're buddy's how to do this.
Democrats = will take the 1000 fish and give you 200....but then come back after they notice that the other guy didn't want to go fishing that day because....Just Because....so he'll come back and say I need to take a 100 of your fish and give it to this guy because he didn't want to fish.
Both still walk away with 800 fish
Liberals = will wonder what new and Exciting Europen recipe they can use to cook the fish, and then they will swear that its better than any thing they ever tasted over here.
Conservatives = Will take their's Southern Fried Please.....with a little ketchup
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