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Originally Posted by Jenn
Buy wife a steam vac with an upholstery cleaner.....oh wait....she'll REALLY kill you then!
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She does not cook or clean.
One time I was real sick so she went to make me some soup from a can. She opened the can and said "Why is it so pasty?" She never opened a can of soup before and did not know that it was condensed. That was about two years ago.
Another time she got in a panic because she mistook the pre-heat beep on the oven for the smoke alarm, "What's that beeping, is there a fire?"
When I want to hide something, I put it inside the pans.