The Cure
I know exactly what you people need. An elixir that can cure even the winter blues.
Are you tired, rundown, listless?
Do you pop out at parties?
Are you unpoopular?
Well are you?
The answer to all your problems is in this little old bottle.
Vitameatavegamin.
(Lucy looks at bottle)
That's it.
Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins and meat and megetables and vinerals.
(hiccup)
So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of uh, vita-veedee-vidi-meanie-minie-moe-amin.
I'll tell you what you have to do - you have to take a whole tablespoon after every meal.
(drinks straight out of bottle)
It's so tasty too.
Just like candy.
So, everybody get a bottle of... this stuff
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