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Interesting how things managed to be OK and took care of themselves before people were around to complain about them. Seals came and ate all the fish, then the sharks came and ate all the seals, and then the sharks went looking somewhere else because the seals were less plentiful, and eventually the fish came back, and then the seals came back and the cycle continued for a few thousand years or so and then people showed up and killed all the seals because they liked the look of their skins, and then someone saw it on the news and got sad at the sight of the big puppy eyes and the blood, and here we are in 2009 and we think there are just too darn many seals and my beach smells like seal poop.
Now WE'RE complaining because WE think things should work differently than they have for the last gazillion years because we have our precious McMansions by the water and we want to go catch fish and the seals are stealing them off our hooks and....wait a minute...is that a Great White shark in the water????
911 operator: "911. What is your emergency?"
Caller: "Ahhh. They just spotted a huge shark off of the beach here."
911 operator: "OK ma'am. Where are you located?"
Caller: "Ahhh. We were down by the jetty, but we had to move because there were too many seals and it smelled like seal poop. There are way too many seals... you know?"
911 operator: "(Laughs) OK ma'am we'll call the harbormaster."
Caller: "Ahhh. OK.....There are way too many sharks...you know? I mean...I paid a fortune for parking here and we had to walk like...10 miles... to find a spot where there weren't any seals and now there's too many sharks? I mean... can't there be something done about this? I pay taxes, you know? Oh and these seagulls. I mean...they're nasty...there's just too many of them. They actually stole a french fry from my son and he was crying and...by the way, can you do something about the snack bar here? I had to stand in line with like 100 people...there's too many people here...you know?...and it's too hot...I hate this beach now."
911 operator: "Ahhh OK ma'am, we've called the harbormaster...anything else?"
Caller: " Ummm. No. I actually have to run. I have to go pick up one of those cute little seal stuffed animals for my daughter. They're adorable."
The seals and the sharks would laugh their .... off if they knew how nuts people are.
Posted by Anonymous February 23, 09 08:59 PM
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did you write this one likwid ?
I like your reply Rick,
pitbulls on your lawn