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Jimbo · 03-07-2003, 10:44 AM

> A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
> night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
>
> "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
> asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
> replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde
> said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just
> paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
> myself in the chest."
>
> "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth,
> and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened,
> I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the
> gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.
> So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

03-07-2003, 10:44 AM	#191
Jimbo Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: S. Yarmouth, MA Posts: 1,604	Blonde Suicide > A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one > night with the tip of her index finger shot off. > > "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor > asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde > replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit > suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde > said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just > paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting > myself in the chest." > > "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, > and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, > I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the > gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. > So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."