Okay, this isn't a thread to bash anyone, just for chits and giggles
. Just to get through this snowstorm and the last few weeks of winter. This is to be done a la Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..". I know there are some wicked sharp wits out there, so have at it. If it gets good, maybe I'll put up a poll a couple of weeks from now and have the members pick the best line and send the winner a prize
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Let me get this started.
-You might be a googan if....you insist on fishing your spinning reel above the rod and reel backwards.
-You might be a googan if....you cast your conventional with the clicker on to prevent backlashes.
-You might be a googan if....you show up to fish under the light at Montauk in jeans and sneakers (with a gold VS).
-You might be a googan if....you insist that the red pork rind trailer on your pencil popper helps you catch more fish (true story).
-You might be a googan if... you have to rifle through your multi-drawer Plano box for the right lure when the blitz breaks out.