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Old 03-11-2003, 05:33 AM   #195
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gas prices

You think a gallon of gas is expensive? This may help put things into perspective!
> >
> > a.. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29..................$10.32 per gallon
> > b.. Lipton Iced Tea 16 oz $1.19....................$9.52 per gallon
> > c.. Gatorade 20 0z $1.59..................$10.17 per gallon
> > d.. Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25...................$10.00 per gallon
> > e.. Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15...................$33.60 per gallon
> > f.. Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35.................$178.13 per gallon
> > g.. Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85.................$123.20 per gallon
> > h.. White Out 7 oz $1.39...................$25.42 per gallon
> > i.. Scope 1.5 oz$0.99...................$84.48 per gallon
> >
> >and this is the REAL KICKER:
> >
> > a.. Evian Water 9 oz for $1.49................$21.19 per gallon
> >$21.19 FOR WATER!...and the buyers don't even know the source. Yes, and the name "Evian" is "Naive" turned around, and the Canadians are selling it by the millions of gallons to the US.
> >
> >So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, White Out or (God forbid) PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!!
> >
> >Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump!
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