[Canalman]

Originally Posted by cheferson

At my 1st apartment in downtown newport , back when i used to drink a LOT, i used to pee out my window. The bathroom was downstairs on the oppisite side of the house, and i was always lazy and hungover, sooo. The best was one morning, peeing out the window i hear someone yelling. I peek out the window and its the landlord showing the house to someone interested in buying it. I almost soaked them . SO i lock my door and go back in bed. Land lord comes up with my roomamtes all freaking pounding on the door. I hear him saying " there was a black guy peeing out the window" . Sounds like i was off the hook

I guess size does matter