[Swimmer]

this afternoon I stopped a car with no plates on it anywhere. Rear bumper, front bumper, rear window, front window. I walk up to the driver's door and ask the operator for his license and registration. I have done this several thousand times in the last 35 years. Guy replies, "I must have left it in the office". O.K., so what is your name and date of birth. Man replies politely what that was. I walk back to the cruiser and run a check of his license status. Couldn't find anything on him, nada. Ran the V.I.N. of the car, nada. So I know the car belogs to one of the 57 used car licensees we have in town. And the driver did have a dealer plate on the floor of the Nissan. So I am pretty sure its not stolen, but I figure the guy has no valid driver's license. I walk back to the driver's side door. I ask the guy, "are you playing me? I ran your name and d.o.b. and the registry says its doesn't know you."

So the guy says, "oh it must be under my maiden name". I just got married and my new name is........................

First time for everything. He was the girl in the relationship.