I usually bring Rappin' Mike with me. He can clear a romm (or beach for that matter) in a second. He's wicked fun when he's drunk and mad.
If that doesn't work he'll walk up and claim all of the perpetrator's raffle prizes.
Sometimes he even gets mad at me for stealing his spot in my boat, which I've been fishing from all day.
Oh wait till you guys see the madman in action. He's got a lot of new lures and stuff to try out, so beware.
Love,
Rick