| A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks 
 stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight
 up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want
 your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
 The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of
 money you could have one of my finest ladies and a
 three-course meal."
 The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't
 horny, I'm homesick."
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