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Old 04-27-2009, 10:51 AM   #18
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The number one Best way to get people to back off, when crowding your spot, go into what I like to call "Jehova's Witness mode" start talking religion and great it would be if they would come to church with you (refer to him as "friend" a lot). If that doesn't work, start praying aloud to God to catch more fish and mention the guy crowding you in your prayers. "Oh please grant me and my new "friend" huge fish, so we might eat them together with the rest of the Faithful. Within 10 minutes you will be fishing solo and at peace once again.

Guaranteed to work, unless it's me, I'll just egg you on and try to convert you to to Buddhism, Atheism, or Scientology. Only 2 options left open to you then, #1 we get a good laugh out of it and catch a few fish or #2 leave.....
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