LOL...
A buddy sent me a couple this AM...
"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown"
"Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown"
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright"
"The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best"
"Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway"