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Here's a few:
"A pessimist is any angler who thinks the weather is too bad to fish.
An optimist is any wife/girlfriend who thinks her man won't fish anyway!" - Author Unknown
"If an angler tells his wife, 'I'm off to M&D's to pick up a few things," what he really means is: "I'm buying a new tackle box/bag the size of an SUV and filling it with all the necessities." - Unknown
"The day was fine - not another hook in the brook." - Daniel Webster
"It is not easy to tell one how to cast. The art must be acquired by practice." - Charles Orvis
"Good sex and good fishing both require passion." - Paul Quinnett
"Of all the hardware a fishermancarries with him ot the stream, his timepiece is the least important." - Paul Quinnett
"When four fisherman get together, there's always a fifth." - Spencer Apollonio
My favorite: "Fisherman: A jerk on one of the pole waiting for a jerk on the other." - Unknown
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