Some of my favorites:
"We'll take the car and drive all night. We'll get drunk. We'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone."
Sam the Piano Player from the film Casablanca. (Sam is offering this advice to Humphrey Bogart as an antidote to Bogie's broken heart.)
"If you believe breeding in warm shallow water is strictly for the fishes, you haven't tried it in a hot tub."
Dr. Paul Quinnett
"It was considered an act of courtesy not to ask where someone caught their bass, if you did you deserved a lie."
Dennis Zambrotta from "The Snowstorm Blitz"
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