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"If Fishing is a Sport, Then You're Looking at an Athlete" - T-Shirt
"My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick F. McManus
"The fishing was so good I thought it was yesterday." - Unknown
"I object to fishing tournaments less for what they do to fish than what they do to fishermen." - Ted Williams
"Fishing consists of a series of misadventures interspersed by occasional moments of glory." - Howard Marshall
"A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child fish." - Jim Porter
"Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things - Your place in the universe... I mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing rod, on this vast sea, and out there in the vast expanse of the ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish ...laughing at me" - Unknown
"All fishermen are liars except you and me, and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you." - Unknown
"In the morning be first up, and in the evening, last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish" - Old English Proverb
"Fishing in rainy conditions may make fisherman seem crazy to the great mass of unimaginative people, but then few fishermen care what they think" - John Gierach
"The reason many fisherman aren't successful is that you have to be at least half as smart as your quarry to catch them!" - Unknown
"Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy" - William Sherwood Fox
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