I worked for an outfit that sold Police gear. One fine day they asked two of their best idiots to dispose of some out of date pepper spray. I was working in a spray booth around the corner. The fan sucked the spray in there with me. It started with "geeze, I can't breathe" and ended with "holy eff, what the eff, and dammitall" I left the booth and found dumb and dumber around the corner, kicked them right in the arse grommet.
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