[Joe]

I would not worry about the accuracy of your longrange forecasting. The important thing is the accuracy of your gaydar. You don't want to wander into the "wrong" Newport nightclub. At your age, the last thing you want is to have someone send you down a rohypnol-laced gin and tonic and wake up on Elton John's yacht with a big pink bow on your head and no memory of where your pants went.