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					Originally Posted by Mike P  Don't count on that. His complaint to the cops is enough for them to at least summons you to a magistrate's hearing--especially if he walks into the police station with blood on his clothes and bruises all over his body.
 If you so much as kick him with a shod foot, or have a heavy ring on your finger, they can arrest you for A&B with a dangerous weapon, which is a felony.
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 And that's why everyone needs to keep some shady contacts.  Then, go to a bar, act like a fool doing karaoke, talk to everyone you can... just make sure a lot of people knew where you were and that you were 10s of miles away from the incident the whole night.