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Old 06-29-2009, 01:13 PM   #825
Sweetwater
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true story

I was airing up at the Race Point air station a few years ago. I'm leaning over with the pressure hose in-hand and a guy staggers over to me and asks, "Are you airing up or airing down?"

I wanted to say, "I'm airing down..this hose sucks the air out of your tires." What I should have said was, "Here's your sign."


Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
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