Remember the "road trip" mantra: "Make sure you go the bathroom before we leave, because we aren't stopping 'till we get there!"
I've only had to "drop trow' 2 times within the past 10 years when wading. I always make sure that "both tanks" are emptied before I head out so that unless I've had a couple glasses of water

or a bowl of 4 alarm chili

, there's no reason to stop.
Thanks for painting a disturbingly vivid picture in my mind, I've gone to sleep with happier thoughts.
