"Those Basstards!"
Pair of bass taunts, chase men from water screaming profanities to the nature of their "bi-curious" apparel.
The two men, feeling as victims of senseless hate crime, took the law into their own hands that evening enacting deadly revenge on the striped bigots.
Perez Hilton under fire from striped bass community for stating "those stupid-bitch-fish got what they deserved!" and demanding congress for "anti hate-bass" legislation.
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