The Ditch is the source of all of my troubles.
Because of this place, it causes me to
-spend lots of $$$ on specialized tackle
-spend $$$ on very expensive gas
-lose sleep fishing the place
-lose sleep thinking about fishing the place
-lose productivity at work by daydreaming about the place
-lose productivity at work by posting on striped-bass.com
-increase my exposure to unhealthy levels of lead
-babble incoherently at the office on Monday mornings
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