Joke for today
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The
husband likes to fish at
the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband
returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake,
the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book. Along comes
a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at
any moment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could
start at any moment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
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