[BasicPatrick]

FLAME ON!!!!!!!

THIS THREAD ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO FUNNY AND MY COMMENTS ARE NOT AIMED AT ANY ONE INDIVIDUAL

SINCE THE ENVIROS ARE RGULARLY KICKING OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES OFF THE BEACH AND HAVE THE EAR OF WAY MORE POLITICIANS THEN WE DO

AND

BECAUSE MOST BEACH MANGERS AND OTHER OFFICIALS THAT HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BEACH HAVE ENVIRONMENTAL TENDANCIES

I HAVE A SIMPLE QUESTION

IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO POKE THE BULLY YOU ARE ASKING TO LET YOU BACK ON THE BEACH WHILE AT THE SAME TIME TEACHING OUR KIDS TO HATE A BIRD FOR WHAT A PERSON HAS DONE?

IF YOUR ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS NO

WHY NOT USE WHAT MY FOOTBALL COACH USED TO CALL THE CHEERLEADERS RULE AND NOT INSULT THE OTHER TEAM BUT CHEER FOR OUR TEAM

HOW ABOUT URGING BUMPER STICKERS THAT SAY

"I SUPPORT AND PAY FOR FREE AND OPEN BEACHES"

OR

"CLOSE MY TOWN BEACH AND LOOSE MY TOWN ELECTION"

IF YOUR ANSWER TO THE ABOVE QUESTION IS YES

AND

IF YOU MUST DRIVE AROUND WITH THAT IGNORANT STICKER THAT IS STUCK IN THE FACE OF EVERY ADVOCATE THAT GIVES THEIR TIME TO TRY AND NEGOTIATE OUR ASSES BACK ONTO THE BEACH

THAN

DO YOUR VOLUNTEERS A FAVOR AND AT LEAST HAVE THE COURAGE TO SHOW UP AND CARRY YOUR WEIGHT IN THE ISSUE YOU HAVE TO INFORM THE WORLD ABOUT WITH YOUR BORN LOSER BUMBER STICKER.

SHOW HOW TOUGH YOU ARE AND PUT YOUR ASS IN A CHAIR, FACE THE ENVIROS AND DEBATE SCIENCE, LAWS AND SOLUTIONS THAT YOU HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS MAKING SURE YOU KNOW INSIDE OUT AND BACKWARD.

NOT FOR YOU

HOW ABOUT RAISING MONEY, ATTENDING BEACH MANAGEMENT MEETINGS, ATTENDING LOCAL GOVERNMENT MEETINGS, ATTEND RULEMAKING HEARINGS AND DO SO MORE THAN ONCE PER DECADE

IF YOU WONT DO THAT WILL YOU AT LEAST STOP REPEATING THE INCORRECT RUMOR THAT THEY EAT PLOVERS IN SOUTH AMERICA. IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BIRD AND ISN'T EVEN THE SAME COLOR

DO YOU GET IT YET

THAT STICKER IS WORSE THAN LEAVING FIFTY BEER BOTTLES ON THE BEACH. IT IS WORSE THAN A HUNDRED EMPTY BAIT CONTAINERS. YOU HURT OUR ACCESS WITH THAT STICKER.

EVERY ENVIRO THAT GOES INTO THE GAS STATION AND SEES THOSE STICKERS IS PISSED OFF AND DONATES MORE MONEY TO KICK YOUR BUTT

EVERY TIME YOU ARE IN TRAFFIC AND MR TOWN COUNCILLOR SEES YOUR STICKER HE VIEWS ALL FISHERS NOT AS STEWARDS OF OUR ENVIRONMENT BUT AS YAHOOS THAT NEED TO BE REGULATED

I LIKE TO BABBLE ON AN INTERNET BOARD TOO BUT DO US ALL A HUGE FAVOR AND STOP MAKING IT HARDER FOR US WHO PREFER TO BE ON THE BEACH.

DON'T WASTE TIME TYPING ABOUT HOW YOU USED TO AND YOU HAVE...

BLAH BLAH BLAH

WE LOST A LOT IN THE PAST AND WE ARE NEARING EXTINCTION

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE OUR STRATEGY

IF HALF OF THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE SENT AN E-MAIL DID WE COLD CRASH GOVENMENT NETWORKS

BUT

NO SENDO MOSTO...A LOT OF YOU AND YOUR BUMPER STICKERS LIE

THOSE FIGHTING TODAY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FAILURE, WE WANT HELP

RIP THOSE STICKERS OFF YOUR CAR...SEND THE REMNANTS TO AUDOBON WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS WE CAN SHARE THE BEACH IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

DO SOMETHING POSITIVE

JOIN A CLUB

Rant off

If anyone was offended by anything stated in this post than take a look in the mirror because I did not call you by name.