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Originally Posted by Raven
he's already Campaigning to win the next election  |
Yes.
He's taking page from the "Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance" playbook.
Pursue Al Qaeda in Afghanistan or Pakistan and find bin-Laden. Then, knock him out with a bunch of Sam Adams beers (Muslims are notorious lightweights) and surreptitiously stick a microchip in his beard so you know where he is at all times. Then, kill his as_s a week before the next election and show the pictures to an adoring public right before American Idol comes on.