Nice try, I'm not biting.
Besides, you should have posted this back in May when I announced my candidacy for the striper cup. Its a bit late for this now. As for the caddy job, perhaps you could serve as my mentor as you've done quite an admirable job in your own exploits... although a true fish caddy doesn't utilize an aluminum skiff to tranfer fish, gear, and empty bud cans...
I'll search the lost and found at my place of employment... perhaps a pair of old coffe stained plaid knickers would suit you to a "tee"...
