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Originally Posted by Back Beach
I gave you a good suggestion, did I not?
From here forward I'm posting my weekly fishing schedule to aid my fellow s-b ers...The fish seem to go in the opposite direction when I approach the water, just ask redlite...he was kind enough to invite me out fishing several times this past week, all of which I refused due to a conflict of mojo and it seems to have worked out for him. Slipknot was unlucky enough to run into me yesterday and has thus been hexed.. 
I still haven't caught a %$%$%$%$ing fish in october yet..it seems impossible to believe, but its true...stay away from me...here's my schedule for the upcoming week...
Tonight- Gansett shore on the incoming tide 8pm-1am
Tuesday- Canal from 9pm-1am
Thursday- Canal- 11 pm-3am
Friday- I will be posting my annual "Its over" thread 
This %$%$%$%$ is serious, Flaptail had better hope I don't track him down or he'll be drinking the peroxide as opposed to rubbing it on his hands... |
Down on Cape here we call what you have "the stink" and you seem to have it bad. Not much hope what with the season winding down and all. You have to do penance.
First you must release all your eels back to freedom, second you must call Numbskull and profess the past ignorance of your ways and ask forgiveness for allowing your soul to be tempted and snapped up by the wily demon serpent. You see, in a way, you have been cast out of the garden and from now on you will feel the nakedness of an eel fisherman not as a producer of big fish but as a pox, a wretched curse. You are in the same predicament as a teenager, about to go out on a date with the prettiest girl in his class out but suddenly breaks out in a horrible case of acne with large festering boils about his face and neck the day before.
You have the stink on you bad, the only cure I know of would be a yellow darter half tide down where I was last night. Then you may come to find the inner peace that Numby and I experienced as we left with fish still taking because we had already taken enough and it was getting too repetitive and decided to try somewhere where the fishing was a bit more "challenging".
Seek Numbskull's guidance and accept the way of the plug into your life, it's your only hope.
If not..... get drunk.
