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Originally Posted by Back Beach
Just think how many disappointed kids there would be tomorrow night if the wind blew from the north. 
Fortunately for them our maker has it all figured out. I suggest you position a heaping pile of custom wood (hooks removed) ‘neath your doorstep, don your best werewolf mask, crank up the monster mash cd, and become a bastion to our sport tomorrow night. Heck, I might even make the 1.5 hour drive down there…got any parrot darters left?…  |
Bah humbug! I feel bad for your kids. They're going to be on top of the world tonight after earning piles of candy...then they'll go to bed and the next morning the pile will be magically less....and each day to their dismay and astonishment the pile will get smaller and smaller while dad gets bigger and bigger. Poor kids will grow up thinking candy dissolves in the dark.