I'm a distinguished looking 49 year old (soon be even more distinguished at 50) . I sip my beer with my pinky extended. I swish the beer between my teeth to get the gas out so I never burp or fart.
I dress in high fashion hooded sweatshirts. I seldom use my sleeves to wipe my nose on a cold blowy night. I'm so neat all the time that my shirts stay clean so I never wash them (that stuff on the front is a modern art design) .
I never lose my temper or use profanities. If someone or something is annoying me , I simply say "God Bless".
I seldom pick my nose or scratch my butt when someone is watching. If I have been digging for buggers , I always wipe my hands on my pants before shaking someones hand. I do sometimes scratch my balls but any reasonable person would understand that its just a nervous twitch that makes me feel good inside.
