The match game thread, or is this the dating game thread, or soon to be divorced you said too much thread

. I'm so sure of who I am, that I couldn't give a rat's ass what I look like or who I impress. I fish therefore I am. I've lit my share of farts on fire, not because I needed to, but because I've had people in the room I knew would take offense. I have that sick twisted sense of humor in me

, I'm always looking to embarrass and humiliate those that aren't prepared. Yes I've ripped a few in a closed car as well, not because I couldn't hold it, but because the reaction was going to be far more fun. If a girl is interested in what action my rod is, then jot her number down for later please

and remember I always have rubbers

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