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He may need the speed of a cheetah to keep up with his (former) wife:
Elin Nordegren: Smarter than we thought? According to NBC London, Tiger Woods' beleaguered wife purchased a $2.5 million home in Sweden in negotiations that began "two months ago," apparently in her own name and that of her twin sister. Could it be that Elin discovered her husband's (alleged!) philandering ways long before anyone thought she did?
As we all learned in Beowulf, you don't mess with Nordic women. They will kick your ass in every conceivable way.
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