Mike, you're right. I'm sure Patrick has played with MS Flight Simulator, flown paper airplanes and been to an airport so that's good enough experinece.
(couldn't resist)
BTW Patrick, you do realize that if you do get a driver's license your public will expect you to actually go and fish all those places and use all those techniques that you've been giving advise for over the last 2 years. No more excuses.