[Swimmer]

Last night my 83 year old mother and my wife were talking at the kitchen table about the state of her health and that of my mother's best friend, Mary. So my mother says to my wife, "well Mary wont stay all day Christmas day at her son, she'll leave by 4 P.M. because the immaculate regeneration in her eyes make it difficult for her to see after dark. I almost fell down the two steps from the kitchen into the family room.

C'mon, there must be more stuff out there like this........