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Old 01-05-2010, 04:16 PM   #25
FishermanTim
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Remember to pull the boy aside (when he shows up for the first date) and tell him nice and quietly that "She's my little girl and there's NOTHING I wouldn't do for her.
If you hurt her, I will hurt you in return.
Remember that I have a gun, and I have no problem going back to prison for my little girl!"

Then see if he sticks around....

(I think I heard this on the "Blue-Collar Comedy Tour")
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