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Originally Posted by FishermanTim
Remember to pull the boy aside (when he shows up for the first date) and tell him nice and quietly that "She's my little girl and there's NOTHING I wouldn't do for her.
If you hurt her, I will hurt you in return.
Remember that I have a gun, and I have no problem going back to prison for my little girl!"
Then see if he sticks around.... 
(I think I heard this on the "Blue-Collar Comedy Tour") |
Actually My Line is going to be "You make her cry, I make you cry"