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Old 01-05-2010, 10:01 PM   #3
Pete_G
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People wanted that calendar in the worst way. One of the most called about items of the holiday season.

Customer: "Hello, I'd like to order the Sandman Calendar."
SWE: I'm afraid we don't have any this year.
Customer: "What do you mean there's no Sandman Calendar?"
SWE: Well, there's no calendar.
Customer: "Sooo... when are you getting the calendar?"
SWE: I'm not sure.
Customer: "Really?"
SWE: I don't think there is one this year.
Customer: "stunned silence"
SWE: How about the Women in Waders calendar?

Just kidding about that last part.

Happened a couple times a day for a while. Felt like I told a 6 year old there was no Santa Claus a few times.
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