The story gets even better:
Scientists Recommend 120 Gallons of Beer Per Day
By Adam Marcus
HealthSCOUT Reporter
FRIDAY, Aug. 18 (HealthSCOUT) -- It's news that would make Homer Simpson say "No Duh!": The chief ingredient in beer apparently helps guard against heart problems, cancer and even Alzheimer's disease.
But there's a catch. (Of course.)
The molecule is so rare that a person would have to drink about 120 gallons of beer -- or roughly 1,300 12-ounce bottles -- every day to reap the benefits.
If you drank 120 gals of beer a day, I think anyone would be a Grumpy Old Fart!